hi my name is allison and im a loser!!!
my AP US History teacher
an actual thing he said to my friend
the only comment he had on her whole project
this is a perfect representation of our apush teacher.
Teacher on a normal day: Oh it’s ok if you guys eat in class. Also I understand our school is a freaking maze and you all come from the same class all the way across the school and it’s ok if you’re late
Teacher on a day he’s being observed: GUYS why are you all late? I TOLD you to be here on time and you disrespected me. I don’t care if you are all coming from fucking narnia just get the fuck here on time. and who do you think you are, eating in MY classroom? I don’t give a shit if you don’t have lunch for another 3 hours! No food. Ever.
Teacher: You guys know you need to email me thing first if your printer doesn't work
Teacher: Guys what the hell don't email me things it's more trouble for me
Teacher: If you have any questions about the homework or anything, just email me
Teacher: Guys where did you get the idea you could email me
My history teacher, thinking he’s talking about the cultural differences between the US, China, and Japan.
My history teacher, talking about North Korea.
Yes. His exact words. Kim Jong some other guy.
Reasons I am not taking my AP exam.
My history teacher, trying to be cool.
no. just stop talking.
My history teacher, on the United Nations building.
Yes. A rectangular building in New York. Who would’ve guessed?
It literally uses the phrase “blew his brains out”.
WHAT THE SHIT. It sounds like an prepubescent boy wrote it.
note: one of the history teachers threw it out the window and it landed right outside the principal’s office so IT’S TOTALLY OK.
History teacher: Why did Japan want to take over China?
History teacher: What?