hi my name is allison and im a loser!!!

 

An actual conversation I had with my 18-year-old sister

Michelle: I'm going to New York tonight. Do I need to bring a jacket?

Me: I don't know. Why don't you check the weather

Michelle: But how am I supposed to check the weather for New York when we're in New Jersey?

Helping my sister with summer school English last year

Me: So who did Daisy have an affair with in the Great Gatsby?

My sister: John Proctor

Wait, so Canadians are American?

My 18-year-old sister, not knowing the difference between a country and a continent.

I just realized that if you go to the Stupid Sister Quotes on my blog, the two posts that are there contain the same gif.

I aint even mad

I honestly cannot believe that I had to explain to my 18-year-old sister the difference between North America and the United States of America. We live in New Jersey.