Teacher: You guys know you need to email me thing first if your printer doesn't work
Teacher: Guys what the hell don't email me things it's more trouble for me
Teacher: If you have any questions about the homework or anything, just email me
Teacher: Guys where did you get the idea you could email me
You guys know the band Toto? Oh come on you guys have to know this one song by them. It’s like ‘nuhnuh nuh nuh nuhnuh nuh Africa!’
My history teacher, thinking he’s talking about the cultural differences between the US, China, and Japan.
So after Kim Jong Il died, his son Kim Jong… some other guy took over.
My history teacher, talking about North Korea.
Yes. His exact words. Kim Jong some other guy.
Reasons I am not taking my AP exam.
It’s a tall, rectangular building in New York City. You’ve probably seen it.
My history teacher, on the United Nations building.
Yes. A rectangular building in New York. Who would’ve guessed?
