Today in history we got assigned our final projects since we are done with our ap exam
and I wanted to do my project on gay marriage so i could put kawaii pictures of rick santorum
but someone was already doing gay marriage so now i don’t have a topic D:
i can has suggestions? :D
this is a perfect representation of our apush teacher.
What time is it?
It’s half-assin’ time!
Also my iPad kept trying to correct assin’ to assiniboin
What the fuck is an Assiniboin
Teacher on a normal day: Oh it’s ok if you guys eat in class. Also I understand our school is a freaking maze and you all come from the same class all the way across the school and it’s ok if you’re late
Teacher on a day he’s being observed: GUYS why are you all late? I TOLD you to be here on time and you disrespected me. I don’t care if you are all coming from fucking narnia just get the fuck here on time. and who do you think you are, eating in MY classroom? I don’t give a shit if you don’t have lunch for another 3 hours! No food. Ever.
Teacher: You guys know you need to email me thing first if your printer doesn't work
Teacher: Guys what the hell don't email me things it's more trouble for me
Teacher: If you have any questions about the homework or anything, just email me
Teacher: Guys where did you get the idea you could email me
You guys know the band Toto? Oh come on you guys have to know this one song by them. It’s like ‘nuhnuh nuh nuh nuhnuh nuh Africa!’
My history teacher, thinking he’s talking about the cultural differences between the US, China, and Japan.
So after Kim Jong Il died, his son Kim Jong… some other guy took over.
My history teacher, talking about North Korea.
Yes. His exact words. Kim Jong some other guy.
Reasons I am not taking my AP exam.
It’s a tall, rectangular building in New York City. You’ve probably seen it.
My history teacher, on the United Nations building.
Yes. A rectangular building in New York. Who would’ve guessed?
History test.
I will defeat you.
I WANT TO THROW MY HISTORY TEXTBOOK OUT THE WINDOW.
It literally uses the phrase “blew his brains out”.
WHAT THE SHIT. It sounds like an prepubescent boy wrote it.
note: one of the history teachers threw it out the window and it landed right outside the principal’s office so IT’S TOTALLY OK.
I AM JUST A TORNADO OF ANGER, SWIRLING ABOUT.
I really hate apush
sorry for the rant.
