hi my name is allison and im a loser!!!
So my mom bought me mascara and some eyeshadow, which is odd because I don’t wear makeup, but I do have some.
So naturally I was confused by this, and I asked her why she got me makeup.
Her answer? “So maybe you can get a date and get married and move out.”
OH OK MOM LOVE YOU TOO. Hahaha she was kidding (I think)… mostly because I’m 17 and also the favorite daughter so yeah hi.