wow it’s only monday and this week has beaten the shit out of a lot of my friends
- Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
- BBC: You must be new.
- Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
- Teacher: What for?
- Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
school is for weenies
it’s like a step below weenie hut juniors