February 2012
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My hand hurts from writing.
January 2012
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Dear quality blogs who follow me,
I’m sorry.
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me: i have a lot of homework
AP student: you're telling me! i've got a lot of AP homework in my AP classes which are AP.
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TENNESSEE RESTAURANT THROWS OUT ANTI-GAY LAWMAKER →
stfuconservatives:
karmabum submitted
A restaurant in Knoxville, Tennessee refused to serve state Sen. Stacey Campfield (R), the man who sponsored the state’s “don’t say gay” bill, compared homosexuality to bestiality, and most recently told Michelangelo Signorile that it’s virtually impossible to spread HIV/AIDS through heterosexual sex. “I hope that Stacy Campfield now knows what if feels...
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WOW
like really how fucking stupid do you have to be to post pictures of you and your dumb ass pothead friends drinking on facebook
you know other people can see that, right?
fuck you
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MOM WHAT THE FUCK
I NEED MORE TAPE
GET IT TOGETHER, WOMAN
THIS IS FOR SCIENCE.
I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
More laughs here
Maybe it needed a catalyst. hahaha. im funny. cats. internet? nope. ok.
I just used a shit ton of bubble wrap and 2 rolls of tape….
FOR SCIENCE!
CANADA IS PASSING A SOPA COPY IN 14 DAYS. EVEN IF... →
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the letter is already written, so all you have to do is click send.
Reblogging for all you Canadians out there.
me: why am i so funny
me: i don't know
me: *laughs*
me: *sighs*
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be...
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When people joke about you , & they go too far.
bitchthisishillarious:
kiwivibes asked: I can not handle your relationship with your sister xD
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I honestly cannot believe that I had to explain to my 18-year-old sister the difference between North America and the United States of America. We live in New Jersey.
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