December 2011
me: hey guys talk to me im nice
followers:
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
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is it just me
or do other people also read hash tags in their heads in a robot-like manner
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I want to go see Coldplay in concert.
aka I need a job.
Dec 31st
wood accent walls
cabbagerose: via: oliveryaphe
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Did my dad really just buy this
It’s called the Creature from the Crap Lagoon
Dec 31st
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That awkward moment when you trip on your binder after avoiding your homework for the entire break.
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That moment when you nearly go into cardiac arrest because you can’t find your homework but then you find it in your scanner.
Dec 30th
When I die:
tyleroakley: Last words: “My body is ready.” Obituary: “A+ life, changed everything, was the HBIC and GPOY of many. Survived by his Tumblr queue and scheduled tweets. In lieu of flowers, please sprinkle Cool Ranch Dorito crumbs on his grave. ” Tombstone: “Dead. Corpse. Rotting.”
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BBC: water boatman insect sings with its penis and... →
vondell-swain: omg the last one though. EVOLUTION
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Reblog if you have ever felt personally victimised...
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Fuck this.
I’m going to play Pokemon
Dec 30th
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Why aren't more people on tumblr at 1 am to...
Is this too much to ask!?
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“ALLISON DEAR GOD HELP ME i just i like oh god its MALFOY not MALFROY I WAS...”
– Sarah aka kiwivibes (I love her<3)
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So I am trying to learn the guitar part of “The Turn, Pt 2: The Journey” from the Alchemist.
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“I would like to be friends with this person,” I say as I continue to not talk to them but instead like every single one of their posts.
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How teens and adults text
tomatoshades: jakeenglishswaifu: singlepixelsmiles: hoyitsjcbayan: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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OH MY GOD HARRY POTTER REFERENCES IN LIZZIE MCGUIRE BRBCHILDHOODDDDD
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Guys I have a confession.
I like Big Time Rush. *brb repeatedly stabbing myself in the face*
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TYPE YOUR NAME: Allison
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: AZ,,LL,JIXSLON
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: allison
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: azql,,ljisxiknj
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: gby8s
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I hate myself so I assume other people do too.
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