me: hey guys talk to me im nice
Some hot tumblr famous person: i like chips
follower #1: omg what flavour?
follower #2: me too!
follower #3: what brand omg
is it just me
or do other people also read hash tags in their heads in a robot-like manner
I want to go see Coldplay in concert.
aka I need a job.
wood accent walls
cabbagerose: via: oliveryaphe
Did my dad really just buy this
It’s called the Creature from the Crap Lagoon
That awkward moment when you trip on your binder after avoiding your homework for the entire break.
That moment when you nearly go into cardiac arrest because you can’t find your homework but then you find it in your scanner.
When I die:
tyleroakley: Last words: “My body is ready.” Obituary: “A+ life, changed everything, was the HBIC and GPOY of many. Survived by his Tumblr queue and scheduled tweets. In lieu of flowers, please sprinkle Cool Ranch Dorito crumbs on his grave. ” Tombstone: “Dead. Corpse. Rotting.”
BBC: water boatman insect sings with its penis and... →
vondell-swain: omg the last one though. EVOLUTION
Reblog if you have ever felt personally victimised...
I’m going to play Pokemon
Why aren't more people on tumblr at 1 am to...
Is this too much to ask!?
ALLISON DEAR GOD HELP ME i just i like oh god its MALFOY not MALFROY I WAS...– Sarah aka kiwivibes (I love her<3)
So I am trying to learn the guitar part of “The Turn, Pt 2: The Journey” from the Alchemist.
“I would like to be friends with this person,” I say as I continue to not talk to them but instead like every single one of their posts.
How teens and adults text
tomatoshades: jakeenglishswaifu: singlepixelsmiles: hoyitsjcbayan: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
OH MY GOD HARRY POTTER REFERENCES IN LIZZIE MCGUIRE BRBCHILDHOODDDDD
Guys I have a confession.
I like Big Time Rush. *brb repeatedly stabbing myself in the face*
TYPE YOUR NAME: Allison
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: AZ,,LL,JIXSLON
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: allison
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: azql,,ljisxiknj
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: gby8s
I hate myself so I assume other people do too.